Sounds of Fryland

by The Fryology Theatre

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1.
Hey Ho Potato 03:43
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There was a time when some emperors left For gold and glory, it was a grand theft The new world was burning, heritage smashed White man did everything just for the cash But through all injustice THROUGH ALL PAIN Potato made it to a new domain Flashes of hope soon began to arise Way before the invention of fries Never surrender NEVER SAY DIE Potato can rescue the world We say hey HEY We say ho HO We say HEY HO POTATO Doubts and concerns about everything new The old world back then wasn´t ready for you Took some generations to sense the weight Potatoes and some variations have made They saved millions FINISHED SOME MORE Boy our spud is a moodily whore It can be your saviour it can be your end Fuck it it´s just not a regular plant Never surrender NEVER SAY DIE Potato can rescue the world We say hey HEY We say ho HO We say HEY HO POTATO We say HEY Ende We say HO We say HEY HO POTATO
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Belgian Basement 02:40
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Have you never asked why, Belgian fries are on top of the world On top of everything, crispy as hell, nasty delightful How do they do it, what´s their secret? It´s BELGIAN BASEMENT Perfect climate and room for potatoes it KEEPS THEM FRESH That´s a freshness you´ll never achieve Basement protects from ice keeps them cool during summer and springtime, autum´s a wanker Its perfectly built, perfectly crafted, you cannot destroy it, can you believe it So go with the flow, grow with your actions and build one of these BASEMENTS Go for it all, hunt for perfection and build one of these ´cause it KEEPS THEM FRESH Keeps them fresh through the night Ain´t no sunshine until they get fried It´s the best way to hide And the secret of all Belgian fries Keeps them fresh throughout the night FRESH FRESH Ain´t no sunshine tonight Its the very best way to hide And the secret of fries Keeps them fresh throughout the night FRESH FRESH Ain´t no sunshine tonight Its the very best way to hide And the secret of fries
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The Best Fry Young 02:34
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You were young you had a vision had a dream (You) wanted to change the world into a better place Reading thousand books at the university In the end you´re frying patties every day So we say Is it always the best who fry young And again we are losing Is it always the best there´s no time Not the smartest way to start a career Making fast-food for the people you hate You are useless for the modern industry Will this never change and always be this way? So we say Is it always the best who fry young And again we are losing Is it always the best there´s no time So we say Is it always the best who fry young And again we are losing Is it always the best it´s high time
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Fry Without Your Love 02:54
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So what is wrong with you, dear? Was my mayonnaise so bad? I can try it harder I can use another recipe Don´t you tell me to I cooked wrong I´ll add spices if you like Or is it possible that Your taste is the worst I´ve ever known You´re in rage and anger You´re screaming that your stomach hurts I am still not listening Because my fryer is too loud I want to ask you to fuck off But my mouth is full of fries If you do not worship Go eat a salad or a pie You never shared my love to fries You keep on breaking me But I´m going to fry without your love Your feelings are as cold as fries But darling that´s allright ´Cause I´m going to fry without your love Mashed my heart right Burned my feelings Rejected mayonnaise I´m going to fry without your love Stomped my heart flat Wasted my fries Potato is now in Charge I´m going to fry without your love
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Fry Alone 03:18
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Somewhere in this town there lives an aged and sobby man He owns a chip stand where he offers belgian fries He makes them good he makes them right HE MAKES THEM RIGHT HE MAKES THEM GOOD Makes them with love and the right skills HE´S GOT SOME SKILLS HE´S GOT SOME LOVE No you have never tasted those THE BEST IN TOWN THE BEST OF ALL But no one cares and no one knows This old man resigned but he will never leave his path But competition´s tough and he don´t have a fancy shop People always trail the hype THEY TRAIL THE HYPE THEY MUST BE DULL People never know what´s right THEY DO NOT KNOW THEY LIKE THE SHOW There is no room in modern time THERE IS NO ROOM THERE IS NO HOPE For this old man who fries alone He fries alone HE FRIES ALONE He fries alone No one ever frequents him No one ever knows He fries alone HE FRIES ALONE He fries alone This world is a rotten place Good fries never honoured He fries alone HE FRIES ALONE He fries alone Blinded by the advertise Townsfolk eating cheap fries He fries alone HE FRIES ALONE He fries alone This man grinds himself so much Dead inside and hopes that he dies (?..ähem...ja) He fries alone
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Fry For Your Life 03:17
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Those fries are never boring They´re going to make you sweat You wake up every morning (With) Fett dripping in your bed You can´t avoid it, you broke the rules AGAIN You´re on a diet (but) the urge is too strong AGAIN (So) FRY FOR YOUR LIFE You´ll never get thinner FRY FOR YOUR LIFE Eat for your soul FRY FOR YOUR LIFE Break all your mirrors FRY FOR YOUR LIFE Steatosis for all FRY FOR YOUR LIFE FRY TILL YOU DIE You can´t leave your apartement Small doors and you´re too fat But there´s no need for learning (of course it should be „leaving“, but I was too dumb to read my own script) Potatorgasm in your head You can´t avoid it You pick up the phone AGAIN No you can´t fight it The urge is too strong AGAIN (So) FRY FOR YOUR LIFE Call for your dinner FRY FOR YOUR LIFE Eat for your soul FRY FOR YOUR LIFE Break all your mirrors FRY FOR YOUR LIFE Steatosis for all
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Born To Fry 03:04
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You are like a lady With the special spice Your skin is oiled I want to make you mine I´ve got the fork you´re longing for I´ll turn you in the heat You are as hot as hell And i know what you need You don´t need to wait for it I´ll give you sour cream tonight Cause you were born babe, You were born to fry, to fry, to get fried All night Dive into my whirlpool Filled up with oil And if you need a towel You can use my kitchen roll I´ve got the fork you´re longing for I´ll turn you in the heat You are as hot as hell And i know what you need You don´t need to wait for it I´ll taste your mayonnaise tonight Cause i was born babe, Yeah, I was born to fry, to fry, to get fried All night ´cause we are BORN TO FRY BORN TO FRY BORN TO FRY BORN TO FRY To be honest with you, it is supersize time Hope your appetite is strong, there is loads of shizzle for you I´ve got plenty for your dopamine receptors Good thing is that we are We are born BORN TO FRY Born to fry I can see the desire in your eyes We are born BORN TO FRY Born to fry Overstretching your stomach tonight
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Fries Against 03:02
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Fries against fries Fries against potatoes In my stomach Fries against currywurscht Fries against ketchup A burning anus Fire in my pants It hurts so much Bellies growing Butts exploding Out of the dark Rises a fart FRIES Against FRIES Against FRIES Against you FRIES Against FRIES Against FRIES Against me Fries against fries Fries against wedges Fries against ketchup Fries against Kettwurst Fries against Mettwurst Fries against good lyrics Against my brain Can´t Stop eating A Nus bleeding I know it will burn twice I know I´ll pay the price Potato Potato DEATH
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Motörfries 04:32
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When the roast is on your heart is burning bright You can feel the fire cause it´s BBQ tonight Oh, you cant await it, put your feet hard on the ground You´re a fat-ass trucking with an intestinal sound Each night after your quitting time your plans (are) already made You´re driving to the diner where your mother´s roasting steaks Oh you feel the sizzling, full of joy and chuffed to bits You are longing for the odor of Pomm Fritz HEY If you want it HEY HEY You´ve got to shout HEY If you need it HEY HEY You make it loud Oh you keep on rolling ´Cause the highway is your friend 18 tons of steel right into Potatoland So you work each day for nothing driving million miles a day Your head is fucked your liver function reading not okay But you never cared less, time for changes gone for long In addition is your appetite too strong And you give a shit what doctors say you give a damn on you Salad is your nemesis, your lunch someday said moo But you can´t be different, you get fatter every week, Acrylamide is your gasoline and fast-food suits your needs HEY If you want it HEY HEY You´ve got to shout HEY If you need it HEY HEY You make it loud Oh you keep on rolling ´Cause the highway is your friend 18 tons of steel right into Potatoland
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New York Hard Fries 03:42
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Huah (phonetische Erklärung: Ein Kotz- bzw. Würgegeräusch, ohne dass Bröckchen mit hochkommen) Neeew York is so hardcore, so hardcore´s Neeew York You just can´t survive here alive Cannibal villains, shits just unreal Killings and fights every night This town´s a nightmare, the streets are insane Brutalized cheesecake attack Gotta be tough, must be a sinner But you´re fucked if you run without dinner NEW YORK HARD FRIES They save your life When you´re passed out at night NEW YORK HARD FRIES You gotta always stick tight When New York streets ignite Neeew So what can you do? We got the answer Join us and be hardcore tight Unity´s the shit, we´re doomed without it Our power are N.Y.H. - Fries NEW YORK HARD FRIES The truthest of all A hundred and ten percent real But we never go fighting, we never go out, When we ain´t got french fries for meal NEW YORK HARD FRIES They save your life When you´re passed out at night NEW YORK HARD FRIES You gotta always stick tight When New York streets ignite UNITY UNITY DIGNITY DIGNITY NEW YORK HARD FRIES They save your life When you´re passed out at night NEW YORK HARD FRIES You gotta always eat fries Before you´re leaving tonight
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Zombie Potatoes 03:54
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On the radio this night was announced (That) the world as we knew it was over Rotten potatoes filling the streets Shapeshifting you into a rover So you run, so you run to the hills And your heart beats like shit Oh you wish you could live without thrills Will you ride out of it? A rotten smile Kiss and goodbye ZOMBIE POTATOES ZOMBIE POTATOES They come for you They want you die ZOMBIE POTATOES The best shot you´ve got is to run up the hills Cause potatoes, they never had legs It wont work you can´t roll to the top Ask Newton if you are not sure So you run, so you run to the hills And your heart beats like crap Oh you wish you could live without thrills The night of the living fett A rotten smile Kiss and goodbye ZOMBIE POTATOES ZOMBIE POTATOES They come for you They want your die ZOMBIE POTATOES COME FOR YOUR LIFE Satan gloats Hell breaks loose ZOMBIE POTATOES ZOMBIE POTATOES They roll you dead

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rough, rasp and luscious like a messy deep fryer

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released May 18, 2014

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The Fryology Theatre - eine lange Geschichte ohne Vergangenheit. Motörheadmäßiger, knollenschneller Punk-n-Roll, erstfrittiert und begründet im Jahr 2009.

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