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fries without a face
04:12
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i woke up somewhere else last night
dr. thirst was calling „hey whats up? lets drink!“
well yeah sure im in
im driving up downtown wasting another night
raping my liver off the pool though i cant swim
passed out on the stairs nobody on the road
its night and its dark
maybe thats because its night
whoohoo at the graveyard were meeting now
these are our rock and rolling
these are our rock and rolling fries
far far far away from you
theres a place called rock and roll
we dont walk ordinary ways
fries without a face
im on the streets no idea where i am
it doesnt matter anyway ill be home sometime maybe
my keys are gone my stomach hurts and i want to run
want to run and hide from people seeing me that i ...
but i will find something that refreshes me
something so good i will find fries they push me
some fries that i can eat
the summer is gone and winter is here
im yawning at the graveyard
these are our rock and rolling
these are our rock and rolling fries
far far far away from you
theres a place called rock and roll
we dont walk ordinary ways
fries without a face
its fine, offline, we just keep infiltrating
and we will never try to get socialised
its fine, no spine, just like the very good old days
no time for getting sober, we eat the fries
a passed out liver and no soul
thats the price for rock and roll
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2. |
burns twice
02:47
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give me fries give me spice and it always burns twice
unne unne obbe obbe unne obbe schobbe klobbe
gonna feed anal heat for the rock and roll speed
try to beg try to plead heres the last bill for your greed
its what you want its what you need
its what youre frying for
its chili-cheese-fries
they always burn twice
if you take too much spice
youll pay the price
wait for more paint it black its the chili-cheese-attack
youll be blowed youll be damned
no one ever got them tamed
you can run you can hide here and now hitchin a ride
though you feel great remorse
it will never stay indoors
its what you want its what you need
its what youre frying for
its chili-cheese-fries
they always burn twice
if you take too much spice
youll pay the price
fry fry let it all go
cry cry for your solo
fry fry what goes around comes around
its what you want its what you need
its what youre frying for
its chili-cheese-fries
they always burn twice
if you take too much spice
youll pay the price
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3. |
never eaten
03:55
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french fries
frischfleisch
wild fries
you say youre good guys, you say youre kind
you do love nature do you really think were blind
we are the people we do love fries
but we aint got your crappy fast food fries in mind
these fries are never eaten why are they rejected
cause the killing of potatoes is just not right
can they just dont get that
french fries mean liberation from the fast food devil
and though its a paradox we stand up
for our natures needs
you rape our planet you rape the moon
but we make sure that mister brownsword finds you soon
no we aint hippies were rock and roll
and with our force we will defeat you after all
these fries are never eaten why are they rejected
cause the killing of potatoes is just not right
can they just dont get that
french fries mean liberation from the fast food devil
and though its a paradox we stand up
for our natures needs
french fries never eaten
french fries never supersized
french fries never eaten
french fries gently fried
french fries we know what to do with you
we are starting off a straight wedge show
we will find a way to hunt you down
so theyll bury you into the ground
so they get what they deserve
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4. |
fries don't cry
04:34
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we send them out to a war against recession
business grows
they have no rights and no voice
despite theyre in our mouths today
and we brag
yeah sure youre smart as hell but hey
you wont believe that
fries dont cry
they cant read they write but they save our lifes
its fries dont cry
they die brutal for our needs but they never give up
its fries dont cry
they will never complain when their duty calls
so do we ever show respect
do we ever show grace no we dont
those fries are never giving up
they dont have a choice for our greed
no upgrade
yeah sure youre smart as hell but hey
you wont believe that
fries dont cry
we cant change the world
but we can change our attitude
we can show some respect for the actions
of that suicide squad
theyre defending society oh wait ... no theyre not
but they feed us and make us cry
when theyre spiced too hot
weve got to shout out loud potato youre the man
cause fries dont cry
fries dont cry
they cant read they write but they save our lifes
its fries dont cry
they die brutal for our needs but they never give up
its fries dont cry
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5. |
learn to fry
03:52
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again im here left all alone
noone there to entertain me
my girlfriend left her cat is gone
kinda looks as it was my fault
i never felt that bad before
down on the ground and desperate
to come clean and sober
this is the monent i learn to fry and so do i
know what to do i whip it up i learn to fry
i wont get laid tonight but after all i learn to fry
allright
preparations are complete
ive got everything i need for
a crispy summer night allright
lets set the ladies hard on fire
it makes me strong raises my mood
its hyper hyper and i dip my fries down
yeah i dip them hard
this is the monent i learn to fry and so do i
know what to do i whip it up i learn to fry
i wont get laid tonight but after all i learn to fry
allright
my life changed when i learned to fry
ill always remember that night
dragged down and so close to die
those hard fries were saving my life
i dont care about her now cause i learned how to fry
desperation is gone for long cause i learned how to fry
( * ) cause i know how to fry
desperation overboard cause i know how to fry
(* dont have the slightest idea what i was singing there)
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6. |
fry me a river
03:20
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if you like the taste of fries you know what were about
we are the human potatoes the straight wedge crowd
oh youll never be a part of the game that we play
if you hold on to your soja way
were the army of fries you smell when we come
revolution is coming french fuck your mom
along the highway going deep out on the streets
we dont rescue the angels they are incomplete
fuck your ordinary life without the taste of flaming oil
oh youll never feel the way of our life
its the dawn of the fries fry me a river
burn down your soul
for rock and roll
then we all started living healthy as we shoud
they claimed acrylamide was deadly not so good
try to ban french fries and crispy stuff
for national interests
but hah youll never get us down
no theyll never get us no theyll never get us down
they will never change us our chips will always be brown
if they wont stop now well unwrap our lord jesus friest
they can run but theyre dancing on the edge of the knife
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7. |
she fries the wings
04:45
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i met her down in bangladesh another trip hitchhiking
she was everything i was looking for
roasting chicken all day long with crispy skin
and teriaky sauce, curry on the top
to show her my love i made fries gave them to her
with the best mayonnaise ive ever made
but she rejected was surprised ripped my heart out
so i went back to a place called home
and now i cry fry cry
such a fool, such a fool to believe id fry
fry anything she would like to eat
but she fries the wings
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8. |
saber fryer
05:01
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can you feel the plunder inside
see you riding up there in the sky
chase down your enemys one by one
send them back into the salad zone
saber fryer on the road with the crisp sheriffs
saber fryer save us now with your crisp sheriffs
saber fryer on the road with the crisp sheriffs
saber fryer in the sky
heat is rising its now your turn
catch the raw guys and let them burn
its just potatoes oil and some volts
fry away and your crisp army rolls
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9. |
six gun fryday
03:27
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beware of the damned, wait for the night
release all your bullets let them ride
dont ever look fried
theres a six gun showdown tonight
face-off this time theres nothing to fry
chase down those sinners let them cry
their blood in your fryer
theres a six gun showdown tonight
eye for an eye
fry til you die
fight for fryology
and ham on rye
these fries are never gonna be the same
these fries are never gonna be the same
these fries are never gonna be the same
theres a six gun showdown
theres a six gun showdown
their blood is in your fryer
theres a six gun showdown tonight
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10. |
with arms fried open
03:59
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im on the run i need another life
im longing for a brand new taste
i want to find the place where the potatoes grow
right on a field of mayonnaise
i need no fruit dont want to lose some weight
im ready to pay the fries
i want to wake up in the promised land
so please lord jesus friest
tell me where the best fries are served
and the mayonnaise ist best to satisfy my needs
take me there down to the land
where oil and spice floats
and potatoes taste ( just ) great
im hungry for some chicken wings
burning hot and served with fries
in addition with some onion rings
thats what i call paradise
i need no fruit dont want to lose some weight
im ready to pay the fries
i want to wake up in the promised land
so please lord jesus friest
jawohl!
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11. |
Super BoWu
02:38
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früh morgens zwölf uhr die sonne scheint hell
ich habe hunger trinke bier vor dem supermarkt
meine freunde sind nicht da sie lassen auf sich warten
da kommt mir eine blendende idee
das ist die super super super bowu
zwanzig zentimeter fleisch mit brötchen drum
super super super bowu
aus kochend heißem wasser mit pommes fritz
nun gehe ich hinüber zum bockwurst-alexander
er grüßt mich freundlich und ich grüße zurück
ich geb meine bestellung auf sie ist wie immer
eine heiße bowu mit pommes fritz und bier
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The Fryology Theatre Jena, Germany
The Fryology Theatre - eine lange Geschichte ohne Vergangenheit. Motörheadmäßiger, knollenschneller Punk-n-Roll, erstfrittiert und begründet im Jahr 2009.
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